WANTED
🦶 For crimes against toes 🦶
✨🦄🌈💅
- 📍 Last seen: in the office
- ⚠️ Approach with caution: may compliment your feet
- 👕 Distinguishing marks: a T-shirt that says it all
- 🧦 Known associates: one unbothered phone scroller
💰 REWARD 💰
one (1) pair of clean socks
one (1) pair of clean socks
Socks subject to availability. Toes not included. Sheriff of Toe-ville approves this message. ✨